It's a wonder Hell don't open up and swallow her as the highlight of the service.

K. Martin Beckner
Some Similar Quotes
  1. The story goes that a public sinner was excommunicated and forbidden entry to the church. He took his woes to God. 'They won't let me in, Lord, because I am a sinner.'' What are you complaining about?' said God. 'They won't let Me in either. - Brennan Manning

  2. Teenagers who do not go to church are adored by God, but they don't get to meet some of the people who love God back. - Anne Lamott

  3. It's time we capture our imaginations for Christ - Peter E. Gillquist

  4. He'd gone to church for forty years and was only getting worse. It seemed like this should tell God something. - Sue Monk Kidd

  5. The Lord doesn't want anybody in His house who has to be dragged there. - Frank D. Gilroy

More Quotes By K. Martin Beckner
  1. Initially they waited with hope, but as each hour passed, hope slipped away like the wind, the wind that as a small boy Ethan had once tried to capture with his tiny fingers.

  2. She chose the attractive room, not noticing the cloven hoof exposed beneath the ornate curtains. That decision has surely haunted her every day since, finally catching up to her.

  3. The world to him no longer seemed a math equation but rather a complex piece of art, a masterpiece of things not easily understood.

  4. That scream left her mouth and entered my head, where it's been ever since, sometimes waking me up at night.

  5. I've left behind so many unfinished quilts in my life, beautiful pieces of dreams and intentions never fully assembled.

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